– Coach Klein. An obvious lie, but it works and Bobby becomes a tackling machine. Time - Phrase 01:13:43 That means Coach Klein will have to find another way to outfox Red. The Waterboy is a 1998 film starring Adam Sandler as Bobby Boucher, a socially challenged "water distribution engineer" for the South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs. Which of these Waterboy quotes is your favorite? Bobby: "Oh, okay." You matter profoundly, because you do not matter at all. Coach Klein: I can't hire you. Coach Klein: "Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot." Coach Klein: Uh huh. Coach Klein! Real help, professionally or personally, consists of listening to people, of paying respectful attention to people so that they can access their own ideas first. Henry Winkler - Coach Klein Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr. more info Bobby: "H2O!" 2 secs. Bobby: "H2O!" Don’t smoke crack. Gaderade!! “I wasn’t gonna do nothin’, coach.” -Bobby Boucher. Don’t forget to also read these Letterkenny quotes that will make you want to pack up and move to Canada. Water sucks- Gatorade’s better. I can't hire anybody. Coach Fulton said I could say hello. Coach Klein: "Gatorade." 6 quotes from Nancy Kline: 'the catalyst for this fine thinking, you are both essential and irrelevant. Coach Klein: [after drinking Bobby's water] This is good. [Silence] Derek Wallace: Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake? Imaginary Coach Klein: Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot! The other night I was with my mama and Coach Klein at the same time. The receiver goes all the way over there to the left. Coach Klein: What mama don't know won't hurt her.-Coach Klein 9830. fan: You can do it!-fan 9829. mrs bushay: I dont want you playin no foos-ball!-mrs bushay 9828. football team: - Calvin Klein? As it turns out, not everything is the devil after all! Sound bites of the funniest quotes from The Waterboy (1998) movie soundboard which can be used as ringtones or custom computer sounds. : Couch 9831. To fuel Bobby’s fire, Coach Klein tells him that water sucks and is inferior to Gatorade. Bobby Boucher: [looks up to see a jug of polluted water] That is the water that you serve to your players? 01:13:49 Mud Dogs call a time-out. 50. Coach Klein is sending his offense back onto the field. gatorade.wav(166K) gatorade.mp3(166K) gatorade.m4r(iPhone ringtone) Coach Klein: "Gatorade." “No, Colonel Sanders. Coach Klein: "He gives the ball-- No, he doesn't-- He doesn't get the ball. -Momma 9832. ', 'Real help is different. Two receivers line up to the left, one to the right. Coach Klein: Bobby! Bobby: "You're-You're-You're drinkin' the wrong water." Coach Klein: Use it on the field! There's a flanker lined up to the left behind the quarterback." Bobby Boucher: It is imperative that you allow me to be your waterboy. 01:13:53 Mr. Coach Klein.Mr. Pretty Little Liars (2010) - S02E02 Mystery. His coach soon discovers Bobby's talents as a linebacker because of his anger issues with his overprotective mother Helen and how the football players walk all over him. This is much better than what I serve. Back to the Future Part II (1989) - I'm going with Calvin Klein, okay? Coach Klein (Henry Winkler): "The quarterback. [Everybody chuckles] Lyle Robideaux: Yeah, that was pretty funny.How 'bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville, and threw him into the stands? Coach Klein: [it's half-time at the Bourbon Bowl and they're in the locker room] Anybody got an idea? Fight Club (1999) It's OK. 4.4 secs. LT: Which brings me to my second point, kids. No, it's not okay. The Waterboy Quotes 9833 "Bobby Boucher, did they ever catch that gorilla that escaped from the zoo and PUNCHED you in the eye?" [Everybody laughs] All the audio files are in wav and mp3 format. Bobby: What?!?! 1.3 secs.